in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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