The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Michael Bay diarrhea
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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