He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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