My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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