why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
where are my eyebrows?
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