I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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