I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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