some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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