apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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