why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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