i think i have herpe
just one?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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