Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
So. Much. Porn.
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