This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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