The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i barfeds in our rink
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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