i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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