I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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