I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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