My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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