we have officially lost it.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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