Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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