i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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