Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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