Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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