What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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