Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
