your room smells of hookers.
And success
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I just found a bag of teeth...
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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