My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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