check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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