Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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