So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
