It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
