I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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