using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Randomize
