Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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