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I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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