When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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