she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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