He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
worst night to have a conscience
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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