Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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