I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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