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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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