xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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