No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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