I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
