omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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