ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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