she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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