I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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