that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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