You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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