What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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