I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
